Only Raja Deepak can

1. Run his “Ferrari” TVS XL super on diesel and use parachute oil for the engine (Raja is pure vegetarian, you see).
2. Crash a Honda City onto a Mercedes S class while reversing, but managing to make a certain “3rd party” pay for it.
3. Make people reply to his forwards to the tune of
   

   “Raja: Turtles have no arses.
   XXX: Then how do they shit?”
   (Any resemblance to actual life characters is not intentional and is regretted)

4. Make a certain arse hole pay Rs. 20 per day (on average) for him at Adyar Anandha Bhavan while he just stands with him and gorges alu-tokari chat and channa bhatura.
5. Walk into an interview with the sole aim of getting rejected (Sundar as well, for the fact).
6. Love a girl to eternity, do everything for her, but end up spilling pani puri over her, dipping his hair into her plate while tasting her, and talk paramelodies while romancing her.
7. Go to a debugging contest, and give me such an amazing solution which I still reel over and wonder his brain thought of it.
   

   Give a O(n) solution to print:
   *
   **
   ***
   Raja’s solution:
   printf(“*\n **\n ***\n”);
   FYI, I lost 10k because I didn’t listen to him. I came 4th because of missing out on this

8. Have both a girlfriend and a boyfriend. (He spends more time with the boyfriend, of course). The girl is just for social status.
9. Come with Rs. 5/- to college everyday, but manage to pay for his GF’s car petrol, and own 3 cars himself (seriously!).
10. Take the GRE test only to show that he can do better than a certain girl in college.