Source: P.S. Praveen Kumar
Donot Pick Calls from the following numbers988830801,9316048121,9876266211,9
These numbers come in RED colour.They cause Brain Hamoroge due to high frequency. 27 persons died just on recieving the sound waves by recieving these calls. Please watch Aaj Thak,DD News or IBN 7 for more details.Pass this info to all your friends and relatives..
1. My cell is black-and-white display.. i wont be able to see red.
2. I called all the numbers the day i got the forward, and only one of them actually belongs to someone.. the rest aren’t in use. And LOL ! was that guy pissed off ! Seems I am not the first person to call that number and ask him the magic question !
#2 The classic one – we probably would recognise this forward looking at the size and shape of the paragraphs
Source Virtually every jackass on orkut
FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ORKUT,EVERYBODY SORRY FOR THEINTERRUPTION BUT ORKUT IS CLOSING THE SYSTEM DOWN BECAUSE TOO MANY BOTTERS ARE TAKING UP ALL THE NAMES, WE ONLY HAVE 57 NAMES LEFT,
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT, DONT SEND THIS MESSAGE, IF YOU WANT
TOKEEP YOUR ACCOUNT ,SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU’LL BE SORRY IF YOU DONT SEND IT. THANKS DIRECTOR OFORKUT, TIM BUISKI. WHOEVER DOESNT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILLBEDEACTIVATED AND IT WILL COST YOU $ 10.00 A MONTH TO USE IT..
#2a The follow-on reply to those arses who replied to that
if you are still able to access your account it means that your account is made permanent. Your response has been great. Thank you for your support. If you wish to keep your account free forward this to all your friends. If u dont send you will be asked to pay to use your account. The amount details are as follows
1 month – 10$
3 months – 25$
8 months – 50$
– Orkut Officials.
1. There was a panic on orkut. People actually believed this to be true, and everyone started mass-scrapping everyone, leading to something like this
2. PS Praveen kumar is notorious for color scraps. Take a look a scrapbook (zoomed out max to accommodate everything)
#3: Yahoo follows !
Source: Virtually every jackass on yahoo, inclusive of PS Praveen Kumar
Dear YAHOO User,
Because of the sudden rush of people signing up to YAHOO, it has come to our attention that we are vastly running out of resources. So, within a month’s time,anyone who does not receive this email with the exact subject heading,will be deleted off our server. Please forward this email so that we know you are still using this account.
We want to find out which users are actually using their YAHOO accounts. So if you are using your account, please pass this e-mail to every YAHOO user that you can and IF YOU DO NOT PASS this letter to anyone we will delete your account.
From Mr. ALLEN SMITH
YAHOO Admin. Dept.
Our YAHOO system is getting to crowded!! We need you to forward this to at least 20 people. I know this seems like a large number, but we need to find out who is really using their account. If you do not send this to at least
#4 : Now its MSN !
Source: Not revealed
Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down.
This is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up of different accounts for just one person), we only have 578 names left.
If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE
If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST
This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers.
Send it The use of msn and hotmail will cost money from summer 2006.
If you send this message to 18 different people from your list your little icon will become blue and that will make it free for you. If you dont believe me go on (www.msn.com) and see it yourself. Dont foward this message copy paste it so people actually read it.
1. This mail was received in 2007. See the dates on the mail.
2. This mail was received on a gmail account. I don’t have a msn account.
#5 Hotmail follows
Source: Not revealed
hey everyone, i had a look on the internet and its actually true. On the 1st of november , we will have to pay for the use of our hotmail email accounts unlesswe send this message to at least 18 contacts on your orkut contact list.
It’s no joke if you don’t believe me then go to the Microsoft site and see for yourself
Anyways once you’ve sent this message to at least 18 contacts, your msn dude will become blue. please copy and paste don’t forward cos people won’t take notice of it.
Hey it is Andy and John the directors of Hotmail, sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one person), we only have 578 names left.
If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST.
This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks.
WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU
WILL COST 10.00 A MONTH TO USE.
SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST.
NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY.
COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL. GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW.
AND PASTE Ê¹ÓÃ MSN Messenger
1. Did anybody notice the first para correctly ? …at least 18 contacts on your orkut contact list….
2. Andy and Jon seem to be having nothing else on their hands in spite of being director of both msn and hotmail services
#5 Hotmail does it again !
Source: Not revealed
Hotmail is overloading and we need to get rid of some people and we want to find out which users are actually using their Hotmail accounts. So if you are using your account, please pass this e-mail to every Hotmail user that you can and if you do not pass this letter to anyone we will delete your account.
From Mr. Mark Bernard
Hotmail Admin. Dept.
1. Got this on my yahoo account.
#6 Hotmail’s last warning !
Source: “firstname.lastname@example.org” – spoofed
1. Email received from “email@example.com”
2. Hotmail dont make spelling mistakes like “recieved”, “PERMANETLY”
3. Why does msn want to “debug” my account ?
#6: Blacklisted companies
Source: The inevitable P.S. Praveen Kumar
List of Blacklisted companies… be careful with them… please
see the second company in the list!!
Pls go thru the full mail n Dont get into such a situation. Here
is a list of fraud companies which lure people in India to USA.Please
pass this on to all your friends and make them aware of it.
List of Companies you need to be careful.
1. Mastech Sys
3. Computer People Inc.
5. American MegaTrend Inc.
7. Intelligroup ( Edison – New Jersey)
8. Cybertech (Chicago – Ilinnois)
9. Systech (Gelndale – Calif.)
10. IntecNew Jersey. Now it is named as Compuflex.
11. Indotronixs or Indotronics?
12. Capricorn Systems Inc , Atlanta
13. BCC computers Ltd, Madras (Chennai) ***(Dangerously Blacklisted)******
14. Frontier Systems ***(Highly Black Listed)
15. C G VAK (Coimbatore)
16. Kumaran Software, Anna Nagar, Madras ******(Highly and
17. BCS Project Consultants; Bangalore (These people call
themselves BCS Computer Consultancies and Services. Highly
blacklisted.)These people lay false claims of having done projects for
18. Pragathi Computers; Bangalore. (HighlyBlacklisted)Infact a
Belgium based organization is planning to take legal action on this
organisation for claiming to do work for NATO.
FWD TO AS MANY FRIENDS IN INDIA AS POSSIBLE. DON’T RECOMMEND THESE
KIND OF COMPANIES TO ANYBODY.
1. Raja Deepak got placed in Syntel.
#7: IIT upto its tricks
Source: Every jackass on orkut
IIT Bombay student Anupam Biswas 5th Year Mechanical Engg is suffering
from Colukabki (caused due to excessive nabad and depression) a disease
very rarely found (3 in a billion). His condition is very pathetic and
the treatment is very expensive, obviously his parents are not able to
afford his treatment. Orkut has agreed to pay 1 paisa after each time
this message is forward. So please pass to all ur friends.
please i request you to pass it to as many people as u can and lets try
to save someone’s life.
I request please do not ignore this. It will take < 1 min from ur life to help saving someone’s life
1. IIT Mech has 4 years only.
2. Checked the student directories.. there’s been no student by that name in his batch itself !
3. Someone replied to this:
Colukabki is indeed a dangerous and infectious disease 😉
It affects the common sense. The symptoms are relatively easy to
identify. The patient believes in any foolish things going around the
internet, be it spam or chain mails, despite umpteen warnings all over
the web 😉
Notice the gun in the next one :p
1. This was purportedly covered in a National Geographic program
#9 It’s incredible! But true.
An Indian boy in his twelfth standard has disproved Einstein’s “Theory of Relativity”.
Sudarshan Reddy has theoretically proven the existence of a sub-atomic particle which can travel at speeds greater than that of light, thereby challenging one of the fundamental postulates of the “Theory of Relativity”. In his recent research paper submitted to the “Institute of Advanced Physics (IAP)” at Trieste,(Italy) Sudarshan has proved the existence of a class of sub-atomic particles called ‘leptons’, which can travel faster than light.
The International Physics Community has been shell shocked by this discovery. Dr.Massimo Martelli, President of the IAP has this to say about the paper submitted by Sudarshan : ” After a long, careful and critical analysis, I can confidently say that Sudarshan ‘s research paper show a tremendous leap in our understanding of physics as his investigation mounts up on ‘leptons’. His work builds substantially on the work of Einstein and others in the field of relativity.
When physicists from Princeton University tried to measure Sudarshan’s IQ with an IQ-meter (at the American Embassy in Delhi), the meter broke down, simply because it was not calibrated to measure such high IQ. This was reported ‘Times of India’.
Prof.Carl Uppsala, Chairman of the Nobel sub-committee for physics has confirmed that Sudarshan has been shortlisted for the Nobel prize in physics for the year 2001.
Sudarshan, incidentally, is the brother of Madhu Reddy, the Indian whiz kid who developed an operating system superior to Microsoft Windows. We should all be very proud of these boys. Please forward this email to as many Indians as you can.
#10 do you know that India is the richest country in the world!
Right now, India is the richest country in the world!
Wondering how? It’s really amazing.
It’s due to Mr. G Vaidyaraj, who donated all his wealth, about which he actually did not know. He is a descendent of Raja Krishnadev Raya from Mysore district.
For the last 300 years or so, three stones were worshipped in his house.
But nobody tried to see what it was, except this person, who is a lawyer by profession.
One day, when there was nobody in his house, he took the stone out to see what it was that they worship. Due to the dust deposited on it, from many many years, it looked only like a simple stone. But when he touched it, some portion of the stone was cleansed. And he saw a bright ray of light. He saw something which attracted his attention. And he was amazed when he cleaned all of them.
The whole room was filled with light. He discovered they were diamonds of about 4600 carats each. He informed the Govt. of India and the news is censored with its security. It’s now deposited in a Swiss Bank. The cost of single diamond exceeds the GDP of USA + UK . India can buy virtually 7 developing nations.
Even World Bank does not have enough money to buy it. One diamond costs thrice the debt of World Bank over India .. One such diamond can buy 10 Bill Gates to you. And the World Bank has proposed the Indian Govt. that it can pay India in Installment if it wishes to do so. India ‘s GDP is 34.25 billion dollars.
Bill Gates’ property is 95 billion dollars approximate so that is the way “nature changes”. Our Prime Minister has refused to sell it. He said it will be sold or mortgaged for credit when we need it. Otherwise right now we have no problems. You can go through Times of India with a small column on it a week ago. Star TV presented a 115 minute documentary on it about 15 days ago. The Hindu with its half page article in it. After that it was censored as classified.
#11: Bill Gates sharing his fortune !
Subject: FW: Microsoft and AOL merger
Date: Fri, 24 Sep 1999
I'm forwarding a forwarded message...read on, it it works you may get $$ from Microsoft. Certainly Bill has enough to share-maybe today we'll be blessed financially!
I am forwarding this because the person who sent it to me is a good friend and does not send me junk. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that Internet explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test. When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period. For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $5.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $3.00 and for every third person that receives it, you will be paid $1.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check. I thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on, Microsoft contacted me for my e-mail and within days, I received a check for $800.00.
1. There are several variants of this like
Sent: Friday, September 24, 1999 1:33 PM
Subject: Microsoft and AOL merger.
I am forwarding this because the person who sent it to me is a good friend and does not send me junk. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that Internet explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test. When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period. For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, you will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check. I thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on, Microsoft contacted me for my e-mail and within days, I received a check for $24800.00.
Sent: February 11, 2007 10:24 AM
Subject: Fw: THIS IS NOT JUNK LETTER. BILL GATES IS SHARING HIS FORTUNE.
Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his fortune. If you ignore this you will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period. For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, you will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a cheque.
Regards. Chinu! I thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on, Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I received a cheque for US$24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this Bill Gates is the man. It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least US$10,000.00.
2. Bill replied to this :p
Even more annoying than spam, in some respects, are hoaxes. I’m acutely aware of this because my name was recently attached to a hoax email message that was widely distributed.
People embellished the fraudulent email over time, as it was forwarded from electronic mailbox to electronic mailbox, but an early version read this way:
“My name is Bill Gates. I have just written up an e-mail tracing program that traces everyone to whom this message is forwarded to. I am experimenting with this and I need your help. Forward this to everyone you know and if it reaches 1000 people everyone on the list will receive $1000 at my expense. Enjoy. Your friend, Bill Gates.”
The bogus message was widely forwarded, which surely led to some disappointment from people who hoped to receive $1,000 for passing along what was essentially a chain letter.