Orkut is closing down…

Cu after 1month 6:08 pm(2 minutes ago) ORKUT gonna b closed
ORKUT gonna b closed.

HEY ITS DIANNA, FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ORKUT,EVERYBODY SORRY FOR THE
INTERRUPTION BUT ORKUT IS CLOSING THE SYSTEM DOWN BECAUSE TOO MANY
BOTTERS ARE TAKING UP ALL THE NAMES, WE ONLY HAVE 57 NAMES LEFT, IF YOU
WOULD LIKE TO CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT, DONT SEND THIS MESSAGE, IF YOU WANT
TO
KEEP YOUR ACCOUNT ,SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST. THIS IS
NOT A JOKE, YOU’LL BE SORRY IF YOU DONT SEND IT. THANKS DIRECTOR OF
ORKUT, TIM BUISKI. WHOEVER DOESNT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL
BE DEACTIVATED AND IT WILL COST YOU $ 10.00 A MONTH TO USE IT

Well.. well.. first thing in the afternoon and this message appears bang ! in my “Orkut messages” folder.

A bit of analysis:

Cu after 1month 6:08 pm(2 minutes ago)

How long are these people going to say 1 month ? Ive been getting 1 month messages for the past 2 years. Besided.. it’s

going to be closed 2 minutes ago ? CRAP !

INTERRUPTION BUT ORKUT IS CLOSING THE SYSTEM DOWN BECAUSE TOO MANY
BOTTERS ARE TAKING UP ALL THE NAMES, WE ONLY HAVE 57 NAMES LEFT,

57 names left ? How did they calculate that ? A username can be pretty long, say 32 chars and atleast 8 chars,

and there are 26 +26 alphabets, 10 digits, 30 special characters. That makes the total number of usernames a seriously

humongous number – in billions, if not trillions. Besides, this is anyways too approximate a calculcation. Nothing on

earth, except a supercomputer can calculate this value.

And were they stupid enough to let bots capture many names in the first place ? No way Google is that stupid !

KEEP YOUR ACCOUNT ,SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST. THIS IS
NOT A JOKE, YOU’LL BE SORRY IF YOU DONT SEND IT.

OH ! that means Google would read everyone’s email to check out who has sent and not sent it. Its a violation of

piracy laws in the US to read email for such purposes. Even reading emails for displaying relevant ads turned out to

become a big case over there..

WHOEVER DOESNT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL
BE DEACTIVATED AND IT WILL COST YOU $ 10.00 A MONTH TO USE IT

#&@#$&##$^ Yes Yes.. of course ! Why not ??? It would be deactivated and would cost me $10.. yeah !

World of Warcraft is way cheaper..

And really, really brilliant. They offer a scope for retrieving your account, which means they are storing it on their

hard disks, wasting money.. So.. they are still losing storage capacity

and that username is still locked up (only 57 names left), meaning the purpose of the mail is not resolved.

BTW, Im at the DCF Lab and I convinced 58 of my IITM frends to join orkut, and the 58th person wasnt rejected !
So.. there goes the orkut deletion crap ! Dear friends.. dont trust it !

Added on 3rd July:

HEY ITS DIANNA, FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ORKUT,EVERYBODY SORRY FOR THE
.

.

.

THANKS DIRECTOR OF ORKUT, TIM BUISKI. WHOEVER DOESNT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DEACTIVATED

How many Directors will put their names in a single e-mail.. Besides, 2 Directors for Orkut !

C-R-A-P !

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20 Responses to Orkut is closing down…

  1. Marc says:

    Hahaha, botters. Like Ragnarok, except they steal usernames!

    Dude, World of Warcraft is about $15 a month.

  2. Sundar says:

    BTW, did you know DIANNA was the director of Yahoo, Gmail, Orkut, and AOL all at once? I sure do eny her job.

    Wiyoats.
    Sundar.

  3. Arun M says:

    @Marc

    Lol. 15$, eh ?

    @Sundar

    Ha Ha !! Righto ! I didnt think of that !

  4. Sundar says:

    What I cant believe is that u convinced 58 felos to join orkut. You fibbed dindt u?

    wiyoats.

  5. tdsmapper says:

    😀

    i didn’t.,. smart alec !

  6. Aman Shahid says:

    can i know who iz da director of orkut his any contact num or e-mail id

  7. Marc says:

    Tell me you’re kidding. Otherwise you are a total idiot.

  8. Arun M says:

    @Aman Shahid:

    contact “director@orkut.com”

    @Marc

    Of course I am kidding !

  9. Marc says:

    My comment is belong the Aman guy. Which means I was talking to him.

  10. Arun M says:

    its 2 comments below mine.. you are a late talker, i must say

  11. Marc says:

    It is immediately below the Aman guy. So obviously I was referring to him. What’s wrong with you?

  12. Arun M says:

    Nothing’s wrong with me..

    (Now Marc.. I’m talking to myself.. so the line above is not applicable to you)

  13. Marc says:

    About time you updated your blog.

  14. r3m3dy says:

    I guess the botter stole the name DIANNA from hitman game series. Cuz she is the one who keeps saying 47 ITS DIANNA HERE, i feel it resembles the text in game.

  15. Arun M says:

    @Ram
    Ha ha! Possible!

  16. LVS says:

    “WHOEVER DOESNT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DEACTIVATED”
    Amen.

  17. LVS says:

    I wonder if Diana forwarded this message Tim Buiski or the other way round!

  18. LVS says:

    I wonder if Diana forwarded this message Tim Buiski or the other way round!

  19. Arun M says:

    @LVS

    Of course they did! Otherwise they would lose their jobs. Its also used to check if Dianna and Tim are active in their jobs 😀

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